Sometimes a joke in the discussions and define someone as a corporate asshole, but this term is often - heavily abused. Sometimes a łajza says the sight of organized japiszona cool with a laptop weighing 0.8 kg, Internet access and sated income. Ot jealousy. But sometimes it's just you can see, hear and feel that someone is just corporate arsehole ... Only when it comes to defining tematu to pojawia się trudność...
Do do wczoraj! Odwiedził mnie korporacyjny dupek. Nie ważne czy facet czy kobietka, bo w tych kategoriach nie ma płci. Przyjechał po długim niewidzeniu się niepokojąco miły. Pomimo że jest ciepło, wiadomo - maj, rozpaliłem ogień w kominku, zaparzyłem dobrej kawy w ciśnieniowym włoskim ekspresie, ze stali nierdzewnej i postawiłem na stół coś słodkiego.. Siedzimy, rozmawiamy... Rozmowa jest trudna, bo korporacyjny dupek ma jakąś dziwną awersję przed normalnym płynnym kontaktem z ludźmi. Starannie dobiera słowa tak żeby nic nie znaczyły, a że nie jest członkiem Mensa association, or rather its double-digit IQ is, it creates the impression of a mental heaviness. The conversation is not pelting itself is just as laboriously performed Saturday by a pair of sex fat bar. Hit on - this is an end in itself, which every now and then to wysmykuje. Well, this laborious repetition. What are you asking? "What the ...?" I Like Your Avensis? "Like my Avensis ...?" How the project of harmonization of data? "How ...?" project - saying the asshole corporate circle, which made it unbearably slow pace of talks and little wiedzo creative. I felt robbed even of thought.
So far, the balance of talks fall out dramatically to my disadvantage. I learned that dupkowi budgets cut off the straits that his wife preferred a different color of the car and now it still complains .... while I pushed him a few ideas about his department, and a website on which there is something about the project, which has just realized. I drew a few drawings, which eagerly took. And he's back to its mantra that slashed budgets and how this is poor. But all this of course is still not enough to deserve the name of corporate pełnokrwistego asshole. The world is in fact many people without imagination, zapatrzonych the navel, for which a scratch on the bumper Avensis is trauma.
So what? Well, corporate asshole and began to collect than the pears than burned with parsley, because you had such a nice project for the Business, and I have to write it, so if you did not need .....
I suddenly realized this pathetic game of corporate asshole. He came to extort the project, because it can have a happy day and went to the loser? Then the resulting project will prescribe on the basis of Copy -> Paste, you cut the words that do not understand Sales at her boss as his. And suddenly, this time stękliwej conversation turned to me, because I realized in a single glimpse of what is the essence of which is degenerative bodies corporate asshole. Namely, it is total, uncritical, interfering with any deeper relationships self-interest. Corporate asshole, intellectual and emotional generosity considers frajerstwo, a condition in which the lot will take nothing from each other without giving a feeling fills her blissful satisfaction ... Ot wydymał next sucker .... If only wheedled me to this project lived in his Avensisie orgasm and boasted of what a clever, because for writing such a project would have to pay and here we go! I got for free was enough time to moan ... Corporate asshole does not reside with the people only use them as they use it. And when the judges that he can not take anything that breaks the contact ...
conversation ended that he politely walked to the door, taking care that sometimes does not give him a hand, because nothing I would vomit. Immediately I went to the "edit" on your phone. Swapped his funny name for short "asshole." The phone asked me what I want to do because the entry already is, and ultimately as "dupek7.
As they multiply quickly?
as rats in the channel ...
Heh ....
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